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• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I never asked to be born you know
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• it would be hilarious if only
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I Might Be Wrong
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I never thought it would be like this
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I know what it's like to be dead
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Adam fell that men might be
• Your god might be evil....
• Your dog might be evil...
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Marks which will never be broken
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Never be the first to let go
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• why you should never be a referee
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Things never were what they used to be
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• There will never be another you
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• you just might be evil
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It will never be just you
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• We never asked to be babysitters
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• There can be only one
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You might be a Mormon
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Hot pursuit
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Beware! This might be reality!
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.

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