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• That which does not kill me...
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• kill me (user)
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• kill me now (user)
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Please Kill Me
• I Know Who Killed Me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• kill him dead; don't call me
• It kills me to watch them go
• She kills me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Someone please kill me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• It does not sing for me
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• does chronic pain kill you?
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Why does Man kill?
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• where does that leave me?
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• What RU-486 means to me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• kill -11
• The Man He Killed
• Kill a rap
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• What we think we know can kill us
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• Kill Zone
• kill -KILL
• I would kill my mother
• This machine kills fascists
• computers kill kids
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Killed in Action
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• High Time to Kill
• Smoking can kill you
• I kill microbes for a living
• kill -9 dueling
• I will kill you if I can
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• How to kill a clown
• Kill Your Idol (user)
• How to kill a Sim
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• Solving a maze
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• Who Killed the Jews?
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• A View to a Kill
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• kill -XCPU
• kill -BUS
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill two birds with one stone
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Accidental death odds
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• Meat Kills
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Camp Kill Yourself
• A Time to Kill
• Killed By Death
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• How to kill an eel
• The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Apologies to the mouse I killed
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Kill, Quakers, Kill!
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Let's Get Killed
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Kill Yr Idols
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I Love to Kill
• kill -PIPE
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Licence to Kill
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Kill 'em All
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Kill the rich
• God Loves, Man Kills
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• spermicide kills
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey

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