Findings:

• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• I've Seen Your Picture
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Ski piss
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• I've Seen Everything
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• I've Seen It All
• I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The bravest man I've ever known
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• oh ever so slowly
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Nothing ever changes
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• Johnny Evers
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• I've got the music in me
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• I Seen Footage
• Medgar Evers
• the hottest it has ever been
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No government can ever give you freedom
• All I ever wanted to be
• Best Week Ever
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Whaet ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• Jobs I've Had
• David Ives
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• People you haven't seen in years
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• MissJadeStar and the biggest ever MFC tip
• Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
• I've
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• The Wild Colonials
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• She is the prettiest ebola
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I think I've forgiven her
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Children should be seen and not heard
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• What ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• I've lost you
• St Ives
• Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
• I've Gotta Be Me
• That Which Is Seen, And That Which Is Not Seen
• happily ever after
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Dischord Recording Artists
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• did you ever wonder (user)
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
• Charles Ives
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I've Got the World on a String
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• Ever felt that?
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• I won't ever understand me
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• I Feel I've Melted
• I've got mine
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The first bear I ever saw
• The Road Goes Ever On
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Ever Given
• Neatest trip I've had
• I've Been Tired
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone

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