Findings:
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I wouldn't try that if I were you
- You have the whole world in your hands
- I have one whole anus
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Have you tried rebooting?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- things you wouldn't have believed
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- That is a thing that might have happened
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Hinduism and Quantum Physics
- quantum physics
- worse things have happened to better people
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- based on events that may have happened
- bedroom box
- Bedroom community
- A lady in public and a whore in the bedroom
- The little grates at the top of my bedroom walls
- Bedroom golf
- why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
- bedroom eyes
- Keeping bedroom closet doors safe
- Imperial Bedroom
- bedroom studio
- A virgin in the parlor, a whore in the bedroom
- Yellowed lamp shades in the Guest bedroom
- guest bedroom
- memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
- In The Bedroom
- The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- Bedroom Full of Rusty Keys
- The bathroom's her bedroom, where the tears flow
- The Hall Bedroom
- bedroom floor/sunday church
- explain
- please explain
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Anime Explained
- Waffle Explained
- Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
- My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
- Using Asteroids to explain the topological classification of 2-manifolds
- Clarissa Explains It All
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- to explain...
- Consciousness Explained
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- "Shut up," he explained
- Revelation of St. John explained
- Human CNS explained with OS theory
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- It is the kind of smile which explains everything
- Gödel's Second Incompleteness Theorem explained in words of one syllable
- How Daniel explained it to me
- Stolen truck, laceration, yes officer I can explain everything
- Never complain. Never explain.
- That explains a lot
- Honor Roll explained
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- biotics explained
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- Reading the card explains the card.
- British Things Explained (category)
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- hadn't
- I hadn't told him
- Something Happens
- happen
- Shit happens
- This will never happen
- What happens to milk after cheese?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- As It Happens
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- Just because it happened to you
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- You Know What Happens
- What happens when we die?
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- What do you want to see happen?
- can't happen
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- What if it never happened?
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- True love happens
- The Big Bang happened here
- This can't happen
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- A boating accident waiting to happen
- Something Happened
- Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
- What happens to a dream deferred?
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- How it would happen
- SciFiQuest 3017: The Frontier that Wouldn't End
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Whatever happened to the Burger King?
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- What happens if you're too nice?
- Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
- Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
- What happened to the competition of ideas?
- What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- It Happened One Night
- What happens when you get too lonely
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- What happens if you question your existence?
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- How could this happen?
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- cliches happen
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Accidents Never Happen
- It happened a long time ago
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- What happened to us, poisoned by truth
- What happened to claymation?
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- What happens to nice girls?
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Accidents will happen
- If you told me this never happened
- Nothing Much Happens
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- Level 2
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- No evil can happen
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