Findings:
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How do ya like them apples?
- You, standing
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Where do babies come from?
- A different way of thinking about the stars
- Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
- How to do a Gram Stain
- How do you pee in space?
- Why do we treat them so well?
- teen drinking
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How much money do you make?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How do you love your ass?
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How To Think About God
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- i do not worry about
- thinking about her
- Why do we love songs about misery?
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- How do men touch you?
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- How Do I Live
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- A story about a person I do not know
- What to do about trolls
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- What are you thinking about?
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- How about NO
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- What Do We Do About Moscow?
- How to write about colors?
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- What I want from life
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- Thinking distracts me
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- Conventional views about human cloning
- How long do babies sleep?
- How Do I Love Thee?
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- How do you do?
- How do you remember things?
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How do you define your gender?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- How do you write like that?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How to do a mouseover
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- What dogs dream about
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- Why can't I stop thinking about you?
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- How I feel about exams
- chop saw
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- thinking about thinking
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- Her smile, thinking about you
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- Libertarian views on age of consent laws
- In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
- Everything is about a week away from paying off
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- how about not (user)
- What I do not understand about rural resentment
- A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- How about that local sports team?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
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