Findings:

• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• Experience has made me bitter
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• He has redefined me, again and again
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• the worst haircut ever
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I won't ever understand me
• The worst job interview ever
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• What have you done for me lately?
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• the hottest it has ever been
• Worst Node Ever
• The worst ending ever
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• The worst fanfic ever
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• feline allergies
• somebody has already done it
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• The worst name ever
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• What golf has taught me
• What in the world has come over me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• The worst children's book ever
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• Worst episode ever
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Refuse to date anyone you work with
• A word from anyone's alien
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Being a dickhead
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• How to Talk to Anyone
• Chess, anyone?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• done
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• well done
• done gone
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• The Boy Done Wrong Again
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Terrible things done by geriatric cats
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• It's All Been Done Before
• Ways to Say you're done
• Farmers' Market
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• That which I should have done I did not do
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Now It's Done
• When it's done
• This is done by deception
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Day Is Done
• Procrastination as a technique for getting things done
• The Wind Done Gone
• When Night is Almost Done
• Quake Done Quick
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• Everything You've Done Wrong
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Spirit Whose Work Is Done
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Interpersonal Reflections on the Worst and Most Important Election in My Lifetime
• for now this is the best that can be done
• These papers do not show what I have done
• a list of atrocities done in your name
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I am done making your heartaches my passion
• The Cult of Done Manifesto
• What I never did is done
• Awesome Games Done Quick
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• Immigrants (We Get the Job Done)
• Games Done Quick
• Cow's thumb
• Lo fi Boriswave beats to relax/get Brexit done to
• done with life (user)
• Done up like a kipper
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after

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