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• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The mountain could be home
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Germany could not be appeased
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• I must die or be better
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Starving in the greenhouse
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Look siad me Be like me
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• If I could be someone
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Be a Great You
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Could man be drunk for ever
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• She could be a businesswoman
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Things that could be
• Be gentle with me
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We could all be blind
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• you had to be there
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• You could be so delicious
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• There need to be more powers
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• It Could Always Be Worse
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It is better to be thought a fool
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The next life will be better
• The best kind of bartender
• Let me be your fantasy
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Hot pursuit
• What can be better than that?
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Rebeca Martinez
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.

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