Findings:
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- The Universe has spared us this moment
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- Pop has eaten itself
- Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- The Universe said, Ha!
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- Life has more twists than a rope
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- A serious error has occurred
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Genius has its own etiquette
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- The Eagle Has Fallen
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- feline allergies
- shippai wa seiko no moto
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- The Eagle Has Landed
- Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
- Why it has become easier to program a virus
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Each one has their own story
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- The Path Has Vanished
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- Music need not be popular to be good
- 911 has an automated response
- Everyone has an accent
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Smoking has class
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- And youth is cruel and has no remorse
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Education has failed
- Every Dog Has Its Day
- What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
- ha oto shelanu
- E2 has gone CRAZY!
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- The Giant Panda's Time has Come
- Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- my body has taken over my thinking
- On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- Something inside has died
- Naming Windows computers
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Satan has your nose
- Life has its course
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- September has such a feeling
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- The etrix has you
- Where has the smoke gone?
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- H.A. Rey
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- My dog has been stolen
- This year has flown
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- coolio go home ha ha (user)
- Chinese has three words for "river"
- How to find something which has been lost
- Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
- She has trouble acting normal
- gomame no ha gishiri
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- ba shana ha ba'a
- The sequel to Dragons of Eden may include a discussion on UPS trucks
- Plastic Has Memory
- Death has entered my life once more
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Pain has an Element of Blank
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- jo ha kyu
- She still has my Borges book
- ne mo ha mo nai
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- the time has come
- MY life has no carrot
- Morning Has Broken
- Has
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- has the X nature
- German grammar
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- Music Has the Right to Children
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Yom Hashoah
- great things he has taught us
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- Water has negative calories
- Ebonics began with pirates
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Experience has made me bitter
- My warranty has run out
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- an nyong ha se yo
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- the hottest it has ever been
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- Your hair has turned white
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- Santa Has Snow Blindness
- Autumn has come invisibly
- Elvis has left the building
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- A community without shame has no future
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- God has no free will
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
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