Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "We can't afford to both pay you fairly AND increase our shareholder value"

• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• you can't have it both ways
• Porn increases the self-perceived value of pussy
• maximizing shareholder value
• We must increase our bust!
• Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
• Why we can't control our sons of bitches
• I can't remember our last kiss
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Afford
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Could McDonald's Afford a $15 Minimum Wage?
• both
• Heinlein and Rand are both fascist wankers
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Ecstasy, in both senses
• On both sides of the abortion debate
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Socioeconomic mobility in both directions
• left or right, you're both wrong
• both of you
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• both a lesbian and a woman
• Being both black and white
• swings both ways
• Constitution of Australia: Chapter I. Part IV - Both Houses of the Parliament
• Documentaries and feature films are both contrived fictions
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Both Sides of the Coin
• We were both scared of the dark
• Five is both even and odd
• Tracers work both ways
• There is a true and sincere friendship between you both
• Commonwealth of Both Nations
• Playing both sides
• view them both
• Why the Liberal Party of Australia both is and isn't a liberal party
• Love enough for us both
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Publick Occurrences Both Forreign and Domestick
• Waiting Both
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Graduating down both shoulders
• Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
• My taste includes both snails and oysters
• both feet on the gas
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• We're both tops
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Is that me shaking? Is that you shaking? Are we both shaking?
• Truth and fiction are both strange.
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• Both are absent.
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• What happened to you both in the sea?
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• i am both removed from it, and a part of it
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• The waywardness of love is part of its nature and this is both its glory and its tragedy.
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not haggis
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• relative value
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• You can't make someone love you
• Can't get you out of my head
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• I can't change
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• You can't shout fire in a crowded theater

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