Findings:
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm never getting drunk again
- When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Stoned music memories
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- You're Gonna Get Yours
- when you're ready to touch me again
- i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
- We get too tense when we drive
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- You're never around when I need you
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- When you're home alone
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Dem Bones Gonna Rise Again
- They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Get used to it
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- You know you're blacked out when...
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
- A Good Reason To Get Drunk
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- When I get mad I throw harder
- Things men want when they're drunk
- When did the World get so old?
- You're All I Need to Get By
- You're getting it everywhere!
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Getting drunk with editor powers
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Swing when you're winning
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Won't Get Fooled Again
- When you're alone
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Music to get drunk to
- Getting depression drunk
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- When I get like this
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- get drunk
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- How to get Apache to use simple URIs
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- good vs. well
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
- who vs. whom
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- I'll get there when I get there
- When will I see you again?
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Sing when you're winning
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- You know you're in the SCA when
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- When You're Evil
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Get drunk on History
- I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- I often get drunk in my basement
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Things to do when technology gets here
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- When I Get Low I Get High
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- You're a daywalker you might not get it
- Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- When the Robins Nest Again
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- When to use a semicolon in Pascal
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When writers use Latin
- I used to get sick quite often
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- When you go, I sleep again
- You know you're a geek when...
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
- It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
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