Findings:

• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• If you told me this never happened
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Drag Me to Hell
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• What the hell happened to us?
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Something Happens
• happen
• Shit happens
• This will never happen
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• As It Happens
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Just because it happened to you
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• You Know What Happens
• What happens when we die?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• What do you want to see happen?
• can't happen
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What if it never happened?
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• This can't happen
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Something Happened
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• an accident waiting to happen
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Whatever happened to the Burger King?
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• How could this happen?
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Accidents Never Happen
• It happened a long time ago
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No evil can happen
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• You mean the me that you would be
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• worse things happen at sea
• Whatever happened to reverence for the holidays?
• Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
• World War II never happened
• It Could Happen to You
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Sometimes it happens
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
• Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
• what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
• A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• What if nothing happens
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Whatever happened to peace on Earth
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Good things rarely happen after midnight
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• An accident impatient to happen
• This is When it Happens
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It happens every day
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• This happens all the time
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• A Lot Can Happen
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What Happens in Vegas
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Stuff Happens
• All you ever did was let it happen
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• based on events that may have happened
• Nothing happens.
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• worse things have happened to better people
• What happened?

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