Findings:
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- What to do when your husband comes home
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- Do you want to get slapped?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Get the finger put on
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- I'll get there when I get there
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Why do you want to get married?
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- What to do when your brakes fail
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Stoned music memories
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- What do you see when you look up?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- Monkey pull lever, monkey get banana
- When I get mad I throw harder
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- We get too tense when we drive
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
- When the Monkey Stood Still
- When did the World get so old?
- When I Get Low I Get High
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- Monkey see, monkey do
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- How do you get there?
- Craving a smoke
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- When I get like this
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- When you cut yourself shaving
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Blender on a stick
- DOS
- Where do disappearing socks go?
- Do your homework.
- Do the math
- What Would Jesus Do?
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- Do or do not, there is no try
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Do you know me?
- i can feel your ghost when i'm alone
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- What do you want to see happen?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Do a crouch
- 61 things to do with an AOL CD
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