Findings:

• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• When I was ten years old
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When she was bad
• When poets scream
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When I am stronger than now
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When we two parted
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Only when
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I remember when we built real forts
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• New-school parent
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• Strangers when we meet
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I know more when I'm alone
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• November 4, 1995
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• when? (user)
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Happy When It Rains
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• When the dark comes
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When (user)
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• When I went back in time to kill you
• Protocol when feeding a horse in a paddock
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• We're only whole when we're broken
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• one learns the most when losing
• when you go, i will go
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• This information is subject to change without notice
• Pictures of my parents' house taped on my fridge door
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Parents Music Resource Center
• When Harry Met Sally
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Women want me when I'm taken
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When I am an old man
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Stoned music memories
• Laugh when threatened
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
• When The Kitestring Pops
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When the snow crystals fall
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When the dragon is slain
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• You know you're blacked out when...
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• when to quit your job
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• World Take Good Notice
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When cats rub you
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• Where people go when people die
• When science questions itself (a rant)
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• How to scream when no one is looking
• When Web Designers Attack: A New Fox Special
• Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• And When I Die
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When Things Were Rotten
• Piero Manzoni
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When a whale dies
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• This is When it Happens
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• When the Detail Lost its Freedom
• When the walls go down
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Where and when
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• When Life Agrees With Us
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• Michael Parent
• my technique for parents
• When having sex in Binary
• When it's raining
• What I left when I left you
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When animals taunt
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• When children become people
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• Woman! when I behold thee flippant, vain
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• When I made more

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