Findings:

• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• you would have been
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Names have been changed
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• It's easy to speak love in the dark... what about in broad daylight in the glare of the sun and the world
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• What have you been smoking?
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• Something was about to happen.
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• General sexuality newsgroup
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Have you been a dad today?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• you have never been safe
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I could have been Canadian
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• i have been burning for so long
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I have always been burning
• I know I have been dreaming
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• AES may have been broken
• It's been years since we were born
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The path we have been walking
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have just been shot
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You, standing
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• The Day the World was about to End
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• It was always about words
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Could I Have Been?
• I may or may not have been naked
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have more stories about trains for you
• How to find something which has been lost
• It could have been me
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• And All That Could Have Been
• What Might Have Been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I've been smoking ever since
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• The way things have always been done
• Since U Been Gone
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• She thought about giving him her heart
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• This has not been an easy year.
• I could have been one of a two
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Since I've Been Loving You
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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