Findings:

• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• They all lived happily ever after
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Will I ever know?
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• we will not finish this story
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• They will not be named!
• If you build it they will come
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Boulevard of Broken Dreams
• Sunset Boulevard
• Dirty Boulevard
• Airport Boulevard
• Fry Boulevard
• Boulevard Durand
• Skyline boulevard
• Stevens Creek Boulevard
• happily ever after
• ever
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Does this ever go away?
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• All I ever wanted to be
• Ever Onward
• The greatest drill command ever
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever

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