Findings:

• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I will be in my trailer!
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You will be assimilated
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• there will be a last
• It will be good when I am leader
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The revolution will not be televised
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The Revolution will be televised
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• It will never be just you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• There Will Be Blood
• Can we still be friends?
• the world will be remade in our image
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I just want to be friends
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• This love will be your downfall.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Will I cease to be
• Boys will be boys
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• What life after death will really be like
• The revolution will not be webcast
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The next life will be better
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• node that will be my legacy
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• They will not be named!
• Everything will be alright
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I will be your young sinner
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will be light
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Let's just be friends
• Carl Everett
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The television will not be revolutionized
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I fear I will be nothing
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will always be weird inside
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• how to be a friend
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The end will be a sellout
• Trying to be friends
• Will I be given that chance?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Marks which will never be broken
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There will never be another you
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Darkness Be My Friend
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• all the cute guys will be there
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Someday, I will be strong
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• If it be your will
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will always be in the details
• Even the dead will not be safe

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