Findings:

• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The best line I ever used
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Best Death Ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• eternity would be boring
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• I never thought it would be like this
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• That would be me
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Life without music would be a mistake
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• Parking warning
• in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Just to see what it would be like
• That I Would Be Good
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• All I ever wanted to be
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Where would America be without Canada?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If you would be so kind
• That Would Be Enough
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• the best damned story ever written
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• the best Christmas present ever
• The best thing ever
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Best Week Ever
• You mean the me that you would be
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• A whimper would be fine
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Mind without body
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Could man be drunk for ever
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• it would be hilarious if only
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• for now this is the best that can be done
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If you would be seated
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The Best Feeling Ever
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The best comeback ever
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• Origami Yoda
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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