Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You'd be crying too if you were a giant armless block of evil who was trapped inside a castle room with doors far too small for you to leave."

• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• and things we're all too young to know
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Weekends are far too short
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Too little, and far too late
• You have far too much time on your hands
• a small piece of something too big to grasp
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• You're too good to be human
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• We were strangers for way too long
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• Too good to be true
• Not too far back in time
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Grandpa Too Far
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• Your God Is Too Small
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I want to be sexy too!
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• You're too young to be so old
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Close Combat - A Bridge Too Far
• Jean-Claude Romand
• Sunday Too Far Away
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• DRM gone too far
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• A Vacation Too Far
• The room labeled "Leave your bullshit at the door"
• The stone's too small for this
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Too Far
• Too small a Universe to memorize Pi
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Room Too Long
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• A jar labeled "pieces of string - too small to keep"
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• The leaves are falling too fast
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• I was adored once too
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I was alone for too long
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• They Might Be Giants
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• Don't Be Evil
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Things never were what they used to be
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Be Quiet and Drive (Far away)
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• you just might be evil
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• play dumb
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• Evil be thou my good
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The man who refused to be King
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Your god might be evil....
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• If God had a cunt you'd be God

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