Findings:

• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• there will be a last
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• It will be good when I am leader
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The next life will be better
• The revolution will not be webcast
• You will be assimilated
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The revolution will not be televised
• There will never be another you
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The second chance you give could be your last
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Someday, I will be strong
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Boys will be boys
• the world will be remade in our image
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• The Revolution will be televised
• I will always be in the details
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Everything will be alright
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• There will be time
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Carl Everett
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• What life after death will really be like
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Never be the first to let go
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• On the comet there will be much pie
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I will be your young sinner
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• This love will be your downfall.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Squids will be Squids
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• It will never be just you
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Will I cease to be
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• node that will be my legacy
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will always be weird inside
• I fear I will be nothing
• Who Will Be There
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• The end will be a sellout
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Will I be given that chance?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Marks which will never be broken
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Hot pursuit
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• There will be no more stories to read
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I will be in my trailer!
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• all the cute guys will be there
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• They will not be named!
• There Will Be Blood
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Even the dead will not be safe

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