Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You can bypass Dates #1 and #2, and head directly to Date #3. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200"

• Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
• Do not pass go.
• First rule of dating: do not date the ascendant Buddha
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• The Most Good You Can Do
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Where do young men go to dissipate?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• What loneliness can do to you
• I'll do anything to pass
• how far do you want to go?
• the music you play constantly in your head hoping that you do not forget
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Where I go when I masturbate
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• You can do anything
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• All I can do
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• do not let the sun go down on your anger
• Where do you want to go today?
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• I can do much better than this
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• I can do shit with my legs
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• I can do it myself
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Know How, Can Do
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• If you can say something nice, do
• Do what you can as you do
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• There is something we can do
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Where do we go from here?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Duke, let's go do some crimes
• Farmers can grow dates and even bananas
• Go and do
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Refuse to date anyone you work with
• release date
• sell by date
• First Letter from Yashuma Neiboku to Seiji Koga, dated 1810
• Date Bars
• fear of dates
• odd date
• How to get a date in France: 2
• Schneider lens
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• cheap date
• Third Letter from Seiji Koga to Yashuma Neiboku, dated 1811
• artist's date
• first date discovery
• date formats
• First date in history
• Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
• mail-order formal date
• the perfect dates
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• How to get a date
• date movies for guys
• Date rape drug
• Letter from Seiji Koga to a supposed son of Florian Von Banier, dated 1840
• Japanese dates
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• First letter from Seiji Koga to Yashuma Neiboku, dated 1810
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Date and Time
• Reality Date Show
• Drop dead date
• Girls who only date jocks
• Blind date
• Date Kyoko
• first date
• Maturity date
• Intro (Release Date)
• Expiration Date
• First date kissing
• Dates in moonlight
• Date Book+
• dream date
• born on date
• How to get a date in France
• Date Log: October 3, 2000
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• C.J. Date
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• Medjool date
• publication date
• How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• GHB's effectiveness as a date rape drug
• Letter from Seiji Koga to Florian Von Banier, dated 1843
• The Sims: Hot Date
• pretend date
• The only date I never went on
• Second Letter from Seiji Koga to Yashuma Neiboku, dated 1810
• Heckler and Koch date codes
• palindrome dates and times
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• sticky date pudding
• Date Palm
• Letter from Seiji Koga to Kazuo Kubota, dated 1806
• Julian date
• International Date Line
• date movie
• dream date Ken
• How come we never dated?
• how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
• I wouldn't date me
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Date Masamune
• best before date
• Date Nut Loaf
• epoch date

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