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• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• What have you been smoking?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• i have been burning for so long
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I know I have been dreaming
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• What Might Have Been
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I could have been Canadian
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• He's been places they have not.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I could have been one of a two
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• My liver is eaten by vultures.
• eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• I've been living my life half asleep
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• It's All Been Done Before
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real

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