Findings:

• I may or may not have been naked
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• What have you been smoking?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you would have been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• It could have been me
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• You've been warned.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have always been burning
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I have just been shot
• I could have been Canadian
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• To have and to hold
• how many lines of code have you written?
• Have Your Say
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Your computer has been cracked
• Oceania has never been at war
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• you can't have it both ways
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• in case I have forgotten
• you have to be kidding
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Cats don't have brakes
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Words Have No Meaning
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• What pornos would have us believe
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Gifts we already have
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Where have all the poets gone?
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• Why roses have thorns
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• What is it like to have a soul?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• It's been years since we were born
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I've been waiting forever
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Animals people have sex with
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I have bad taste in music
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Have brain, will travel
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to

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