Findings:

• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• dead, but longing to touch
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You, standing
• So you don't have to
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Skim this life but never live
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Stoned music memories
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• AES may have been broken
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• But life is subjective.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I think I will break but I mend
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I may or may not have been naked
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I used to have so many dreams
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I have lost many things, so many
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I have become furniture in your life
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You can, but you may not
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• It hasn't been so long, but
• and but so
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!

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