Findings:

• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Or at least it used to be
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Should I be happy?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• How Should A Person Be?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Automobile tire pressure
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Should I be sorry?
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Funerals should be a celebration
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• lost, or trying to be
• We are what we pretend to be
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Chalant should be a word!
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Be a model or just look like one
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Things every child should be taught
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Farmers' Market
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Chant and be Happy
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• It should not be this complicated
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• play dumb
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Why you should not be mean
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• titles should be approached laterally
• Children should be seen and not heard
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Why a dog should be viewed as particularly sick remains unclear.
• I should be able to remember your face
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I should be running in the sunshine
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• stupidity should be painful
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Food should not be luminous
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Laundry should be free
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Should high school be mandatory?
• To be or not to be
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Names that should never be given to important files
• What is and what should never be
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• AI should be our top priority.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• why you should never be a referee
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• I must die or be better
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• You Should Be Sober
• Be there or be square
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Why should we be moral?
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• you pretend to be the moon
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• This node should be filled with renga!
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• it'll be on the test
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me

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