Findings:

• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Because I say so
• Almost Heaven
• almost surely
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost did it
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
• the almost indestructible pistachio
• Tonight I Almost Died
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Ready to Run
• Almost broke the rules
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• almost poetry
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• Almost Glycerin
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• We almost lost Detroit
• All of what I almost remember
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• almost drove past the church that day
• Kill
• Gravity Kills
• Kill Your Television
• Kill Yourself
• Bikini Kill
• kill file
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Kill Rock Stars
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Kill the Poor
• kill -9
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• A little child could never kill this clean
• They killed our Lord
• One Shot One Kill
• kill word
• Kill time before it kills you
• Kill your sampler
• Humane octopus killing
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• A View to a Kill
• Let's Get Killed
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I think I killed it
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Someone please kill me
• Kill 'em All
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill a rap
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill Yr Idols
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• I Love to Kill
• kill -KILL
• kill -BUS
• kill -PIPE
• kill -XCPU
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Kill two birds with one stone
• Kill Zone
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Smoking can kill you
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Licence to Kill
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• High Time to Kill
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Society killed evolution
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Please Kill Me
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Why does Man kill?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I will kill you if I can
• How to kill a clown
• computers kill kids
• Kill the rich
• Killed By Death
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill

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