Findings:

• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• play dumb
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Be careful what you wish for
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• We are what we pretend to be
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• you pretend to be the moon
• Guilt is the treason of the self, be careful.
• You are nice... be careful with that
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• be seeing you
• Let It Be
• Born to be Wild
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Must be a lesbian
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• the powers that be
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• To God Be the Glory
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Be all that you can be
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Be Operating System
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Chant and be Happy
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• How to be anonymous
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Be Here Now
• To be at loggerheads
• The best kind of bartender
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• eternity would be boring
• Should I be happy?
• I know what it's like to be dead
• to be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• What the American people want politics to be
• Not to be taken internally
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• The Be
• begging to be loved
• well, I'll be jiggered
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• good reasons to be content
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Will I be given that chance?
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• The Ten Commandments revised
• This statement cannot be proven
• so be it
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• The revolution will not be televised
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• I never thought it would be like this
• Be yourself
• the world will be remade in our image
• I wanna be your dog
• You will be assimilated
• To be or not to be
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Too good to be true
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• rather be in Philadelphia
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• I just want to be friends
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Be Mine
• Never be the first to let go
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Soon to be off the air
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• you had to be there
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• How to be invisible
• You're too young to be so old
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Any song can be a love song
• Information cannot be owned
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out

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