Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "before you ask, yes, every single druid in this story is based on Getafix from Asterix"

• Another True Story, from Gypsie
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Things To Do Every Single Day
• Stories from my Grandmother, Part 1
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• Summer as seen from a third story porch
• Geeks in Cyberspace: a story from the early web
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• story ideas from the pansophoscope blog (category)
• Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea
• Two Sides To Every Story
• My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air,
• Before you ask a question
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• Grisly Ghouls from Every Tomb: The 2016 Halloween Horrorquest
• Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Counting from Ten and Other Stories
• Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
• Stories from my Grandmother, Part 2
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• Before a Long Fall from a Castle Spire
• View from the plane before man
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• III Sides To Every Story
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Stoned music memories
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Stories from the Barber Shop
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• Sideways Stories from Wayside School
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Stories from my Grandmother, Part 3
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• trying to put together a single jigsaw puzzle from two different boxes
• Stories. YES.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Stories from the Home (category)
• Stories from The World (category)
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• That moment before she asked
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Based on a true story
• Ask Jeeves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Asking for a favor
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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