Findings:

• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Why cats are better than dogs
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• better than natural
• You aren't better than human
• A modem is better than nothing
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Basics of training dogs and horses
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Tickling is better than sex
• For Better or For Worse
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better him than me
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• Things that are better than sex
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• A better model than the one at data general
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• A determination to do better than
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• The Man, the Horse, the Ox, and the Dog
• Better Than Bouillon
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Sicker than a dog
• Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• better than a living will
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• all other times are better than 6 am
• What Everything does better than anything else
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Original better than the sequel
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Better safe than sorry
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• better than the best
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• better than 2 (user)
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Better than kicking him into next week
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• for() is better than while()
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• I must die or be better
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• better than half my insides
• leave it better than you found it
• better than Radiohead
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Dog on Wheels
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• It's Me or the Dog
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Better Than Garbo
• more dogs than bones
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• What can be better than that?
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Better Than Chocolate
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• better off with him than here with me
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• six steps to better software
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• A better door
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• Better the devil you know
• Something Even Better
• You had better...!!!
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor

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