Findings:

• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• The life you can save
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Stoned music memories
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Can I have a light?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• It's a wonderful life. I can prove it.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Something I Can Never Have
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I have become furniture in your life
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• I must have waited all my life for this
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Could McDonald's Afford a $15 Minimum Wage?
• Nothing outside the text will last
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• coffee can
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• As far as the eye can see
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate

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