Findings:

• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• We need to get our collective shits together.
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• Best Buy
• buy
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• buy the farm
• Buy Nothing Day
• Red Hat To Buy Microsoft
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Buy new shoes
• Wanna buy a duck?
• how to buy a coconut
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• Buy low, sell high
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Can't Buy Me Love
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Gotta Buy 'Em All
• How to buy computer parts
• Buying a mattress
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• in line to buy a ticket, high
• Buy now pay later
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• Buying an electric guitar
• Buying a toilet plunger
• Money can buy happiness
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• impulse buy
• Buy a station wagon not an SUV
• Why I buy CDs
• Buying a guitar amplifier
• Ring the cactus, buy the house a round
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Philip Glass buys a loaf of bread
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• Things which money cannot buy
• How to buy a home
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Buy a Gun
• Melinda buys a new car
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• Buying an arcade game at an auction
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I would like to buy you a drink
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Buy this SUV, send your kid to college
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• How to buy a used golf cart
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• Buying condoms
• Buying a synthesizer
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• How to buy a BATF Class III item
• You fly I buy
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
• Buy the rumor, sell the fact
• How to buy drugs in an open-air market
• Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)
• Buy here pay here
• How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
• Money can't buy happiness
• Buying a pornographic magazine
• Buying a used car
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• Buying Louis Vuitton bags
• Buying lingerie for your lover
• Sell high, buy low
• Buy your bike at a bike shop
• How to buy drugs in the ghetto
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• She buys apples
• Let's buy Sony
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Buy Italian Suits!
• Going to the hardware store to buy a loaf of bread
• Sell Berbatov and buy four center backs
• Buy the ticket, take the ride
• Books to Buy (category)
• To Buy a Creature
• Buy Votes (node_forward)
• Buy Chings (node_forward)
• What would Jesus buy?
• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
• buy 2mg.xanax purepac
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Items to buy in combination, for comic effect
• Why why you shouldn't buy a mac
• Why you shouldn't buy a Mac
• Mister Chu buys apricots
• come buy, come buy; our grapes fresh from the vine
• sweet to tongue and sound to eye - come buy, come buy
• buy christmas ornaments
• How we buy things
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Buy Large Mansions
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• I didn't want him
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• If I didn't write
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• I Didn't Know
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Didn't you know?
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had

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