Findings:

• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• My RPG will be a work of art
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Someday, I will be strong
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You will be assimilated
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I will be light
• If it be your will
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• The revolution will not be televised
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• there will be a last
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• the world will be remade in our image
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• They will not be named!
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Will I cease to be
• Boys will be boys
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will always be weird inside
• I fear I will be nothing
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• What life after death will really be like
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The next life will be better
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• There Will Be Blood
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Everything will be alright
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• This love will be your downfall.
• It will never be just you
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• It will be good when I am leader
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I will be your young sinner
• Carl Everett
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• node that will be my legacy
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Signs must be loud
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Who Will Be There
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Will I be given that chance?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• The end will be a sellout
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I will be in my trailer!
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• There will never be another you
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• all the cute guys will be there
• There will be no more stories to read
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I will always be in the details
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Even the dead will not be safe

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