Findings:

• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• What life after death will really be like
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• node that will be my legacy
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• They will not be named!
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• You never think it will be the ducks
• It will be good when I am leader
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• the world will be remade in our image
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Death Be Not Proud
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I will be in my trailer!
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Squids will be Squids
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Will I cease to be
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Marks which will never be broken
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The Revolution will be televised
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I will be your young sinner
• there will be a last
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• I will be light
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• This love will be your downfall.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• It will never be just you
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Death It Be
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Will I be given that chance?
• The revolution will not be televised
• Boys will be boys
• all the cute guys will be there
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Carl Everett
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You will be assimilated
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• There will be time
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The end will be a sellout
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The next life will be better
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• There will never be another you
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Who Will Be There
• The Excellent and Most Lamentable Text Adventure of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
• Someday, I will be strong
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• There Will Be Blood
• Everything will be alright
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If it be your will
• The death of my sense of adventure

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