Findings:

• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Stoned music memories
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't have any real problems
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• No, I don't have channel 11
• So you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• you don't have to do this
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I'm not drinking any more
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Deep Thought (thing) mp3 (recording)
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• blondes have more fun
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• Have you ever thought
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Deep Thoughts
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
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• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a television set
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I have never felt more alive
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Deep Thought
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• deep thought (user)
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Baptist jokes
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• because I have given up any care
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• For God's sake, just have another election
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't have the time
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• thoughts from the cornfield
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour

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