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• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• nobody will let me start a country
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• The evil that men do
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Craving a smoke
• evil bill (user)
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• You Do Something To Me
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• i do not worry about
• Tell me a story about trains
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• A story about a person I do not know
• What to do about trolls
• You, standing
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell me a story about rains
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Bill Bailey
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Do you know me?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• An angry rant about health care in Netherlands
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Do what you will. I will
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me about your faith
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• What a Shame About Me
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Tell me about my contradictions
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Tell me a story about brains
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• Ask me about Loom
• Tell me a story about drains
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about mains
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Tell me a story about plains
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• show me what the world is all about
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

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