Findings:
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- some day we will all be gone
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Why do children have to die?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I do have some things to hide
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- kids grow up too fast
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- What do you see when you look up?
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Things to do and see in Beijing
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- The days of wonder have come at last
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
- When I have female children
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- Leave it for a day and it will leave you for two
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
- Do Lobsters Cough and Other Things From the Days of Covid-19
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- I do not see her
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- Days Too Short
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 21: Some Days Ashore
- Some days are meant for Gods
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Don't give up your day job
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Days when art is too much to bear
- my day will come (user)
- Why I want to have children
- The day I woke up covered in blood
- On a clear day you can see more than you want to
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Do what you have to do
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Breeders: your children do not make you superior
- Things to do and see in Hong Kong
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- Things to do and see in Shanghai
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Atheist children get presents day
- What do you want to see happen?
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- That which I should have done I did not do
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
- Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
- Do what you will. I will
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- Some stuff you physically can NOT do
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- Card counter
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- Things To Do Every Single Day
- Things to do to salvage a shitty day
- Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- What do moths do during the day?
- And then one day you wake up
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- Stoned music memories
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- Penis for a day
- Why do this every day?
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Some Days are Better than Others
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Some like it in the pot, nine days old
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- The Illicit "This Writeup Will Self-Destruct in 3 days" nodermeet of snuggling and doom
- Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
- One day we will burn
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Luckily, you will perish one day.
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
- the light too bright, the day too long
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- some day i hope to shine very bright
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- For Every Day, I Wake Up.
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
- the good days are killing me too
- In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- Some day, and for the rest of my days
- Muck Up Day
- Why males have nipples
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
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