Findings:
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- Never Had It So Good
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
- The batter is bitter. Butter is better.
- the day the power went out and never came back on
- The train never did come that day
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
- Music was better in the old days
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Down the nights and down the days
- I'll Never Remember the Day
- My Wang never goes down
- Turkey Day Down Under
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- Had I not seen the Sun
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
- You've never had it so good
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- You'd better sit down
- six steps to better software
- Some Days are Better than Others
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
- Days and nights come together in a slow falling down
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- I want to fall down your front step.
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Never Let Me Down Again
- Another Day Down 3/4ths Market Street
- The death of a man I had never known
- You had better...!!!
- These are the memories I never had
- The best I never had
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- never seen The Pogues live yet
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- better late than never
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- Better Days
- had better
- seven steps
- Batter my heart, three-person'd God
- Battered Mars Bar
- We are three battered children
- Beer Batter Pancakes
- batter's box
- Battered tofu
- Fish in beer batter
- Beer battered sardines with tomato, preserved lemon and caper salsa
- Battered Voter Syndrome
- Battered batter
- Hot Buttered Rum Batter
- Better Off Dead
- better
- A modem is better than nothing
- the better angels of our nature
- Better Living Through Chemistry
- Better Than Ezra
- Even better than the real thing
- Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
- Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
- Better luck next time
- better half
- For Better or For Worse
- females are better than males
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Better him than me
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- Better in the original
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Better Living Through Circuitry
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
- Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
- Why cats are better than dogs
- A better model than the one at data general
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Better than Life
- I can do much better than this
- It will get better
- There was a time when I was a better person
- You should know better
- I was a homeless bum
- long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
- I like the curves far better
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Robert Frost deserves better
- Music that sounds better backward than forward
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
- Typing in all caps works better
- A moral system based on more and better sex
- Better Man
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- Bugger this: I want a better world
- Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Are we better than everything else?
- A better life through lying
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- Indigenous people are better than you
- Build a Better Mousetrap
- Your cable TV just got better!
- Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
- Better than Sex
- Better Than Sex Cake
- Better Than Sex Cake II
- How to become a better anorexic
- you know better
- for() is better than while()
- The less you know, the better you sleep
- How to take better photos
- Vegetarians taste better
- I must die or be better
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- A Better Version of Me
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
- Better blatant than latent
- Wish for Something Better
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
- Worse is better
- You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
- Better warning labels
- Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
- Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- It is better to be thought a fool
- Better solutions for surname descent
- Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
- More is better
- Circular chips are better than triangular chips
- Two heads are better than one
- Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
- The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
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