Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "eighteen steps down a battered hallway that had never seen better days"

• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Never Had It So Good
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• The batter is bitter. Butter is better.
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• The train never did come that day
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• Music was better in the old days
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Down the nights and down the days
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• My Wang never goes down
• Turkey Day Down Under
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• Had I not seen the Sun
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• You've never had it so good
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• You'd better sit down
• six steps to better software
• Some Days are Better than Others
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• Days and nights come together in a slow falling down
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• I want to fall down your front step.
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Another Day Down 3/4ths Market Street
• The death of a man I had never known
• You had better...!!!
• These are the memories I never had
• The best I never had
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• better late than never
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Better Days
• had better
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Batter my heart, three-person'd God
• Battered Mars Bar
• We are three battered children
• Beer Batter Pancakes
• batter's box
• Battered tofu
• Fish in beer batter
• Beer battered sardines with tomato, preserved lemon and caper salsa
• Battered Voter Syndrome
• Battered batter
• Hot Buttered Rum Batter
• Better Off Dead
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• the better angels of our nature
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• better half
• For Better or For Worse
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Better him than me
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• It will get better
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You should know better
• I was a homeless bum
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Build a Better Mousetrap
• Your cable TV just got better!
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• How to become a better anorexic
• you know better
• for() is better than while()
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• How to take better photos
• Vegetarians taste better
• I must die or be better
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• A Better Version of Me
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• Wish for Something Better
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Better warning labels
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• More is better
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons

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