Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "everyone said it was a mystifying visual nightmare and i didn't get that impression"

• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• What if everyone was gay?
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Not what was said
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Get everyone out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Was it something I said?
• If everyone gets a trophy, trophies become meaningless
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I Didn't Know
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• everyone
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Everyone is an atheist
• everyone else is asleep
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Tell everyone
• The world breaks everyone
• Holidays for Everyone
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Everyone else is doing it
• Everyone is under surveillance!
• Fun for Everyone
• A Letter To Everyone
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Everyone is different
• Everyone else (user)
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• everyone is a doorway
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Socialism : where everyone is a slave
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Everyone's got their drug
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• Everyone goes to Vegas in the 90's
• Things everyone should know about cars
• everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
• Everyone falls the first time
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• Time washes everyone clean
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• Jesus versus everyone
• Everyone acts from the best intentions
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes

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