Findings:

• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• God only knows
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
• Mind without body
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• No place I'd rather be
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• The Only Sane Man I Know
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• You Shall Be as Gods
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I know what it's like to be dead
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Only God Forgives
• Only the gods are real.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• I knew I'd know you someday
• How to Know God
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• What only the little mermaid knows
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Be My God
• If God was willing to let it be
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• God must be deaf
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• God must be living in the sea.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• only the named can be destroyed
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Only a surfer knows the feeling
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• God Knows
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
• the enemy of my enemy is my enemy. i only know enemies.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• Morality without God
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• There can be only one
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• To God Be the Glory
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• it would be hilarious if only
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Your god might be evil....
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• gods we may be
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I never asked to be born you know
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• You don't know my GOD
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Without religion, there is no God
• There is only ONE God
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode

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