Findings:
- Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
- How did I end up here?
- Just How You Feel
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
- did you add up all the cards left to play
- Just how is this arousing?
- How to set up and record an EEG
- How I did not become a super-hero
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- Did my pussy just run into you?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- when did we forget how to play?
- That's Just How He Was
- How to liven up a party
- How much pain did you cause?
- What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- My first comet
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- So how did you two meet?
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How to make roses open up
- How did I miss the recruiter?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Ken Lay
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- How to f*** up
- "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How did we come to this?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
- This is an old tradition that I just made up
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- God is good, people are screwed up
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- What the Hell Did I Just Read
- how did i know this?
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How to pick up women
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- How to pick up men
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- How to set up a formal table
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- How to urinate standing up
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- How Much for just the Planet?
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- 'just woke up' voice
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to pick up Sheilas
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
- Her hair, tangled
- Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- I woke up in a bed I did not know
- Lust Screws up Relationships
- How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
- Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Removing a stripped screw
- We did not make this up
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- screw up
- Palm Beach County's Screwed Up Ballots
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Elf needs food badly
- badly-designed scrollbars
- badly drawn boy
- Amusingly badly written complaints received by British local government
- Men Behaving Badly
- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- A badly organised mini-meet: The London Booze Monkeys Prep for Nottingham
- I know what you did last summer
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- I still know what you did last summer
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- did
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- I never did well with Sunday nights
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- The Butler Did it, Again
- What did you do for your mother today?
- old chestnut: where did the other square go?
- answer: where did the other square go?
- A Slumber did my Spirit Seal
- That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
- Where did you get that hat?
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
- Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
- What I Did On My Vacation
- Where did you learn ebonics?
- England arrived late
- Conspiracy Theory: Did we land on the Moon?
- Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
- What They Did to Princess Paragon
- Did Dionysus do the right thing?
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- I did not say it would make sense
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- what I did on my holidays
- Why did so many animals return to the sea
- After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
- Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
- What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- Did we not build the rudder? Let us not blame the sea.
- You didn't feel anything, did you
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Did I do that?
- What They Did To the Desert People
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