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if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
How to scream when no one is looking
One Night in Waldport and your tie rod's broken
and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
Who Knows One?
How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
Dry bones can harm no one
You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
To One who has been Long in City Pent
Crossing one eye
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
You're the only one who doesn't know
when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
No one knows my plan
How to build an emergency bat
How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
How to clap with one hand
How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
How to crack an egg with one hand
The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
How to abolish one of the United States
To boldly go where no one has gone before
Hitler has only got one ball
Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
i know that the ones who love us will miss us
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
Has no one told you he's not breathing?
If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
How one man could control the Senate
How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
when one of us woke early
broken one
Opening a coke can with one hand
How Solemn as One by One
How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
How to project one vector onto another
How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
How to paste one person's face over another
Master key
How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
How Important is One Vote?
When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
One who knows does not speak
How far can we get on one tank of fuel
When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case One
The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
No One Knows Who I Am
to know one's onions
No one can know what you want unless you tell them
How long can any one heart be so confused?
Each one has their own story
a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
One learns the most when teaching others
Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
much later, probably one whole minute has passed
When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
How to unclip a bra with one hand
No one has died
the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
one learns the most when losing
Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
Telling real pearls from fake ones
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
How many pictures is one word worth?
How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
How does one love the dead?
One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
How to redeem one's faith in humanity
Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
one-night stand
One Nation
everything is on the One
one time password
One day at a time
The Other One
ones
one armed bandit
Two men enter, one man leaves
To the world you're just one person
We got along OK, until one day we didn't
Buy one gallon of gas at a time
The Young Ones
Trust No One
In one sitting
The Big One
A Murder Of One
Add One to Cobol
How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
At one
one liner
How do you know when someone's your best friend?
that one
One Lap of America
Tie one on
One Hundred Years of Solitude
loved one
deep one
The One
One Shot One Kill
You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
There is only ONE God
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
triptych minus one
-one
Trompe
Capricorn One
Here lies one whose name was writ in water
One Ring
Channel One
One Node to Rule Them All
One Microsoft Way
Pepsi One
One Love
One-Winged Angel
Hackers - Episode One: The Phantom Mitnick
How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
One Foot in the Grave
How do you know when your relationship is over?
one name phenomenon
one inch punch

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