Findings:
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have always been burning
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- The way things have always been done
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I have always hated begonias
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I may or may not have been naked
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- How to have an out of body experience
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- How we have grown apart
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- AES may have been broken
- I have just been shot
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Have you been a dad today?
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- sex has always been a marketing strategy
- He's been places they have not.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Sex with a chicken
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- A book has always been my best friend
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- What Might Have Been
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
- And All That Could Have Been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I know I have been dreaming
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- you have never been safe
- Always have a backup
- Movies that should have been books first
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- i have been burning for so long
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How the mighty have fallen
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
- How to "Have People"
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- You, standing
- Sex in a small car
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I could have been Canadian
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- I've always been a bit of a joker
- Front porch, what should have been said
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- What have you been smoking?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- We Have Always Lived in the Castle
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- I didn't always have this cool job
- Could I Have Been?
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- How to find something which has been lost
- you would have been
- It could have been me
- The path we have been walking
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I could have been one of a two
- As always, the rifles have the last word
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- Names have been changed
- Advice I have been given about girls
- I appear to have been misinformed
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- We'll always have Paris
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