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- Getting what you want from tech support
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- She only wants me for tech support
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Getting free computer parts
- How to talk to tech support
- Getting free pizza
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to listen to tech support
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How to get a blow job
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- I always wanted to get married one day
- You can't get there from here
- Get home from work
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- Overhead imagery of your house
- Getting a free case of beer
- Why do you want to get married?
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- An American in Tours
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to get rid of a cold
- How to get to Sesame Street
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- How babies get around
- How to get around censorware
- How to lie and get away with it
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- How to get a good night's sleep
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to get a pseudo random .signature
- How to crack root and not get caught
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- How to get more out of Psi
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- How to jump into water from a height
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- Get your dog away from my rims, cop
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- qanat get there from here
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- How to get good in-flight service
- Do you want to get slapped?
- How to avoid a car accident
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- How to get a date in France: 2
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- How to NOT get towed away
- What I want from life
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to get a date
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- How to get a date in France
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Getting wax out of carpet
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to get hit by a car
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Navigating a crowd
- How to get people to leave you alone
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- Stoned music memories
- How to steal from your work
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How to remove roommates from showers
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to make money from the internet
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How to stop a urinal from running
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- Removing wax from clothing
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- You can never get away from yourself
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Improving your chess game
- How to wean kids from TV
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- How to prevent records from warping
- How to node from work
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- How Higher Education Ruined Movies From My Childhood
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- The Public Wants What The Public Gets
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to get it
- how move files from damaged external drive to another drive
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
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