Findings:
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- How to interview someone
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- You, standing
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- How to hypnotize someone
- How I fell in love
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
- how I knew I loved you
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
- Helping a loved one with depression
- How to love again
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How do you love your ass?
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
- How I came to love tea
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- How I know I love you
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How it feels to love your ghost
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- someone to love
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
- You can't make someone love you
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Oh How I Love Thee
- How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How I fell in love with Alice
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- Forgiving someone
- How to Survive the Loss of a Love
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How Do I Love?
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- How to declare someone dead
- How to write a love letter
- How to tackle someone
- How to insult someone using calculus
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- O Love, How Deep, How Broad, How High
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How to say "I love you"
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- How Deep Is Your Love
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How Do I Love Thee?
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- how love works
- How green is love
- How to make love to a virgin
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How does one love the dead?
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- how to love a wild thing
- Loving someone else's wife
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Making someone feel loved
- How do I know if I love you?
- Fall in love with someone today
- Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
- Falling in love with someone's musical taste
- Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Beating someone severely
- until someone loves you, i'll keep you safe
- How to ruin someone's life
- Discordian Code
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
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