Findings:

• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• There will be no more stories to read
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• I'm not drinking any more
• Things never were what they used to be
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• If She Were a Shipwreck
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
• More to be pitied than scolded
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We used to be more in sync
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• She Had to Be Sure
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• She shed
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• (she's a monster) she ate my heart
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• There need to be more powers
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• She could be a businesswoman
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• She was too beautiful to be human
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• How to be a more productive writer
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour

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