Findings:

• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• You can't get there from here
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• What's this? - A dead one of these.
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• one-stop shopping
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• No One Gets Left Behind
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• Get one's goat
• Why can't I get over her
• One of These Things First
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• can't get with
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• I can't stop drooling
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Life. Get one. (user)
• I always wanted to get married one day
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Can't get you out of my head
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Please stop annoying me
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I can't stop torturing myself
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• We Can't Stop
• At least things can't get any worse
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Can't we all just get along?
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Standin' in a pool of cop blood with a shotgun you can't stop
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Can't Stop The Music
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Pandeism, aka, "you oughta try these mushrooms"
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You can't eat a flag
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't change
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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