Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if you know the police are going to blame somebody else, you might as well do the crime"

• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't know what else to do
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• What do we know of the outside world?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Somebody else's dick
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• How do you know that name?
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Idiot police who blame the protesters
• police line do not cross
• Do I know what a rhetorical question is?
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
• Do I Know You?
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• do you want to know everything?
• Somebody else's old throwaways
• The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• Do you know what pain is?
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• A story about a person I do not know
• Do you know where your children are?
• Do you Know the Way To San José?
• do i know you (user)
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
• And Lord knows, do we love.
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• It's Ten O'Clock Do You Know Where Your Children Are
• Helping people cheat
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Robot Do Well
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• might as well
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• What Do You Know, Deutschland?
• I don't know what to do with you
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Do you know me?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Know How, Can Do
• Do You Know Squarepusher
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Bones do not burn well
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• I never know what to do with my hands
• How do you know it's real?
• What the BLEEP Do We Know!?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• How do I know if I love you?
• What do you need, and how might I help?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Police & Crime Commissioners Election, 2012
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Duke, let's go do some crimes
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Somebody else's broken stairs
• Somebody else's sky
• Somebody Else's Problem
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
• Why do we treat them so well?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Blame Aphrodite
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• blame Everything
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• Praise and blame are forms of manipulation that you no longer require
• Blame the anarchist
• Wherein stones are not thrown and blame is laid
• Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• there is no blame
• Here's the time I took the blame
• don't blame me for your anger
• the blame game
• victimless crime
• crime
• organized crime
• hate crime
• LAX Crime
• infamous crimes against nature
• The Tooth of Crime
• link between abortions and crime
• minor fender benders are not crime scenes
• Crime Zero
• crime against nature
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Victim or the Crime
• Everything's a crime in Maryland!
• White collar crime
• Accordion Crimes
• Major Crimes Act of 1885
• Crimes and Misdemeanors
• true crime
• It's a crime, not a war.
• Crimes of the Heart
• US War Crimes in Afghanistan
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XII.2 Proceeds of Crime
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• Currency speculation as a crime against humanity
• Skateboarding is not a crime
• Is avenging crime a proper aim of government?

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