Findings:

• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• I Know Who Killed Me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• kill me (user)
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Someone please kill me
• kill me now (user)
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Please Kill Me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• She kills me
• kiss me quick
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• Kiss Me Quick and Pork Pie Hat
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• That which does not kill me...
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• It kills me to watch them go
• kill him dead; don't call me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Kill
• Gravity Kills
• Kill Your Television
• Kill Yourself
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Kill Rock Stars
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Kill the Poor
• kill -9
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• A little child could never kill this clean
• They killed our Lord
• kill word
• Kill time before it kills you
• Kill your sampler
• Humane octopus killing
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• A View to a Kill
• Let's Get Killed
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I think I killed it
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Kill 'em All
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill a rap
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill Yr Idols
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• kill -KILL
• kill -BUS
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Kill two birds with one stone
• Kill Zone
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Smoking can kill you
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Licence to Kill
• High Time to Kill
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Society killed evolution
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Why does Man kill?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I will kill you if I can
• How to kill a clown
• computers kill kids
• Kill the rich
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• spermicide kills
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• The Man He Killed
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• kill -9 dueling
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• A Time to Kill
• Accidental death odds
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• This machine kills fascists
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Camp Kill Yourself
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• I would kill my mother
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Meat Kills
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• What we think we know can kill us
• How to kill a Sim
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
• Killed in Action
• Kill, Quakers, Kill!
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Apologies to the mouse I killed
• Solving a maze
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• kill dash nine (user)
• Cars Kill Fish
• kill -9 -1
• Fresh Kills Landfill
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• I could've killed my father
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• CDs Killed Album Art
• Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
• Red touch yellow kill a fellow
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• When you kill people they die
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
• Kill My Landlord
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Kill City
• One Case One Kill
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• spawn kill
• tether kill switch
• curiosity killed the cat
• How we killed Borges

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