Findings:

• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• I must have waited all my life for this
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• What have you been smoking?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• It must have rained or something
• Something that may have changed my life...
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• He's been places they have not.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have become furniture in your life
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• They must have faces
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I must have three heads
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I could have been Canadian
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• i have been burning for so long
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I would like to have emotions
• It must have fixed itself!
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• AES may have been broken
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I have no browser and I must node!
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Stoned music memories
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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