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• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• You, standing
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Wearing white shoes after Labor Day
• Where do we go from here?
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• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
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• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• A day without him is three months long
• Three Day Novel Writing Contest
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Urban Ritual
• Waking from Drunkenness on a Spring Day
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• What to do if you have bad credit
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why do this every day?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Here I come to save the day!
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Watching Alex from the Third Floor on a Gray Day
• Things to do to salvage a shitty day
• Rise O Days from your Fathomless Deeps
• From Social Synapses to Social Ganglions: Complex Adaptive Systems in Jurassic Days
• A Little Tax Advice for U.S. Writers
• The day porn moved from film to video
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• Improving your chess game
• Staying in a Hotel, advice from an ex-Janitor
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do you come here often?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Gentle Advice From A (Former) Lawyer
• Things to do in a prom dress
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• The Consumer’s Guide to Effective Environmental Choices: Practical Advice from the Union of Concerned Scientists
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What to do after leaving school
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why males have nipples
• Little things that make my day
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Advice I have been given about girls
• What do moths do during the day?
• Observed on a walk on the last day of April
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• There are not enough hours in our day
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
• Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke Day
• First day of school
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The Eight Hour Work Day
• The first day of school
• A day without him is three years long
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Compliment of the day, from Ivanna Serhiy Koval
• Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Do what you have to do
• Where do babies come from?
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• That which I should have done I did not do
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• and if you do, take pictures
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do Not Worry Little One
• Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• Things To Do Every Single Day
• The Happiest Day, The Happiest Hour
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Another miserable day at my horrible high school
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• 4 straight days of rain
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• Have a nice day
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Penis for a day
• I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
• Songs from Liquid Days
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• From Spring Days To Winter (For Music)
• 28 hour day
• School Days
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Three day diet
• In School Days
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• This Is the Day... This Is the Hour... This Is This!
• Three Days Grace
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• A day in the life of a school nurse
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• a rainy day is rainy regardless of the exact quantity of rain
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Embedded In Moogfest: Three Days Among the Hipsters
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• The three days of darkness
• Prayers of St John Chrysostom for each hour of the day and night
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• What I want from life
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Do you work here?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy

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