Findings:

• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When will I see you again?
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They think I'm a god
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• I think that I shall never see
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I walk around when I'm high
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Why I'm scared to see the new Star Wars
• When I'm at my computer.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• hold my hand when i cannot see
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• If you build it they will come
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• People don't flail when they die
• They will not be named!
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• Walking in the dark, you see such strange sights
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Eye contact at a distance
• When you kill people they die
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• My cats think I'm a God
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• There are times when they seem to be right
• They think it's all over
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm not what you think
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm always breathless when you call
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• to see every object when it began
• What do you see when you look up?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The Museum of Whales You Will Never See
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• When Did You See Her Last?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I know more when I'm alone
• cat haters
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming

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